florida booty


a rear end that is so large, it practically has a shelf and/or its own zip code (pending approval). usually created by excessive amounts of sitting, lack of exercise, and an over-abundance of carbs in the diet. usually, completely out of proportion to the upper half of the body, which is typically pet-te, and/or quite fit.
that girl’s got a florida booty bigger’n jupiter!

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