florida canal cake
when two homeless men find a florida c-n-l. first homeless man gets on all fours pointing his b-tt at the c-n-l, the other straddles him in the same direction and p–ps down the first homeless man crack. the t-rd flows down and hits the water. the water is then used to make walmart cake.
“dude, if i’m going to your birthday i’m not having that florida c-n-l cake.”
“if i have to eat florida c-n-l cake, i’m going to leave the party”
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