Florida Funlick
florida is shaped like a d-ld- with a handle.
therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the d-ld- with a handle and sticks it in the -sshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the -sshole of the man. therefore it is fun.
dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!
i know it was sick!!
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