Florida Marlins
a team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.
ma, the florida marlins kicked yankee -ss in 2003.
a major league baseball team based in miami, known for consistently having a talented minor league system, which helped them win two world championships in their first eleven seasons. the new york yankees, by comparison, are known for consistently relying on aging/injury-pr-ne/otherwise in-decline players at high prices, and took twenty years to win their first t-tle.
and g-d looked upon the fish, and he saw that it was good.
the world series kings. never lost a world series even though they have been to only two. hard to hate but hard to love.
d-mn, the florida marlins are looking good so far. if they make it to the world series they are gonna win.
when a guy is having s-x with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. once the guy having s-x yells, “gotcha!” he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.
last night i pulled the florida marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.
taking a cr-p on the back of a chick and then forming it into a marlin’s fin. after you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.
to perform a florida marlin, p–p on back, shape fin, and tap -ss
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