Florida Ticket


an act of rape/s-xual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.
dude, jeff was so wasted last night! you won’t believe this!

what happened to him?

well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

oh no! did he find out?

well, let’s just say he got a one way ticket to florida first

a florida ticket?! poor guy

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