Floridia
what the state known as “florida” should be called. if you live there, you are a floridian, hence your state should be floridia.
see: canadia
resident: how’s it goin’, eh? where you folks from?
tourist: we’re from florida!
resident: oh, you’re a floridan.
tourist: we’re called floridians.
resident: so, you’re from floridia.
tourist: no. florida. flo-ri-da.
resident: right. floridan.
tourist: i hate canadia.
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