Floridian

someone who is a terrible driver.
“that d-mn floridian just cut me off!”
a person who is from the state of florida is called a floridian. many people who call themselves floridians are not native born, but have migrated here from other states oft times bringing with them many of the negitive things -ssociated with florida. many of the elderly retirees are snowbirds and spend half the year up north.

not all floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.
there are still a few of us native floridians left in florida.
one who is from the state of florida.
yo that b-tch is a floridian.
a true born and raised native of florida,not really thought of as a real southerner by our other southern counter parts,but if you live in florida and not belive the hype you will see true floridians are southern as h-ll,and do take pride in it,but real floridians dont call there selves that only old a– snowbirds that live here call there selves floridians “they wish” but thanks to lame a– northerners moving down here floridians are loseing there native culture and southern accents,but there are also true southerners in the southern part of florida to. believe dot!!!
tourist: were are you from?
floridan: miami shawty!
tourist: oh im a floridian to i’ve lived here two years.
floridian: naw baby, you live here! but you d-mn sure aint from here!
most people think: oh, everyone in florida is rich or mexican.

i’m greek american, and not rich.

and seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso… -_-

we know one, though…
floridian: hi people…

sk-nk-bag: you’re rich. let’s mug them.

floridian: what? ahh, stop attacking me!! i’m poor.

sk-nk-bag: she’s lying, hit her with your weave, bill!
a complete idiot , or an arrogant person .
all floridians are sick b-st-rds !!! those people are best avoided !!!