Florididian


adj. having the characteristics of florida i.e. full of warmth, splendor, and ostentatious oppulence with a touch of violent danger.
all we need is some stingrays in the pool and some naked foosball to make this party truly florididian!

by “stingrays” do you mean the deadly poisonous aquatic animals or the 1960’s chevrolet corvettes?

either way man! what are you … a pedant or something? just load them in there before lebron walks out.

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