Floss Profile
a floss profile is used to differentiate urban rappers based on their ostentatious and sometimes laughable jewelery choices. distinct floss profiles exist for most of the atlanta ghetto scene including gucci mane who is particularly easy to profile based on his large head dress, ruby clock inserts, and diamond floss fingerprint. a catalog exists in much the same way orca whales are cl-ssified in the pacific northwest by their surface markings.
yo son, i just peeped on lil’ fresh j-z in his new lambo. i could tell it was him by the floss profile he was sportin’ you heard?
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