flossing

showing off; showing what you’ve got.
“and we like to floss /
all my diamonds gloss /
i represent the dirty dirty dirty dirty south.”
–lil’ flip
when you give a girl wearing a thong a wedgie
i love flossing this one girl but her brother beats me up for it.
the process of unfriending people from facebook , leaving your news feed clean of needless blather from people you either a) don’t like, b) never talk to, c) never met, or d) all of the above. conjures images to the process of removing unwanted objects from between their teeth to leave a pleasant smile.
(scrolling through facebook friends list): “who in the world is mary green?” -steve
“dude, that’s your ex-girlfriend, bro.” -carl
“man, you’re right! what a b—-! why haven’t i removed her from my friends list? i’m flossing her right now.” (unfriends mary green from friends list) ” “thank g-d i got rid of her. who else can i floss right now?” -steve
when a man is wearing pants that are too tight for him, and he positions the seam of his pants in the middle of his junk, or in between his t-st-cl-s. the effect this has is that the b-lls look like two teeth with a string of floss in between them.

the opposite of lumping.

from the verb “to floss”.
i hate it when all of my pants are dirty and i end up flossing with an old small pair of jeans.
when a male/female engages in oral s-x and the pubic hairs of their partner get stuck in between their teeth.
she was so hairy that i started flossing!
verb: the act of chilling in one place for a long period of time, in attempts to attract others’ attention. most often involves ghetto males attracting hood rats with large amounts of shiny metals (i.e. diamonds, gold, platinum, chrome, etc.).
we be flossing at the spot, yo, hollering at all the fly honnies!
when somebody gives a weggie to a girl (or a guy, in that case) wearing a thong or g-string.
i was flossing amanda soo bad yesterday!

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