Flossing the mollusk
the act of circulating the p-n-s throughout the v-g-n- during s-xual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive v-g-n-l elasticity, in order to increase s-xual pleasure for either or both parties.
ex. 1:
brandi: how was your date with joe?
tina: eh, okay. he bought me dinner so i took him back to my place.
brandi: how’d that go?
tina: i’ve had better. he was so small i had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
brandi: yeah, i find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
ex. 2
joe: dude, i totally f-cked tina last night after taking her to mcdonald’s.
tom: how was it?
joe: she was so loose i had to floss the mollusk.
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