flossless
literally so flawless that, if you were to leave it for 69 days un-flossed, it would still be 420% flawless.
statement: “i think that if a new phone is exposed to water early enough, it will learn how to be waterproof.”
response: “literally flossless, i think i’ll try it myself!”
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