Flounder Poundage
the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it’s flesh…er scales before it is dead. a step away from cannibalism-like behavior. practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.
brandon: i saw this guy by the river beating the sh-t out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. he choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
charles: yeah, that’s flounder poundage for ya.
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