flower finger
after you secretly scratch your bare -sshole you tell your friends how weird it is that your fingers smell like flowers. then when they take a whiff, bamo!, they get a first cl-ss sniff of what your -ss smells like.
“dude, thats weird, my fingers smell like flowers.” “really?” “yeah check it out.”
“oh, dear god!!”
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