Flower Rape
1) n. the reason hay fever (hv) occurs: the -j-c-l-t- of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril….. (ugh xp)
2) v. the act of: the flower giving you hv (grammatically active form); or you catching hv yourself (p-ssive form).
1) mum: “you’ve been sneezing all week and you say you don’t have a cold, so what is the matter?”
you: “flower rape, -sniffs-, what else?”
2) “mikey, it’s bad, it’s really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won’t stop raping me… -dry coughes-.” (a. form)
“sounds like harry’s been flower-raped over the last few days.” (p. form)
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