Flowering Tulip
flowering tulip describes the b-tt hole. if you look at a b-tthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. this looks like a flowering tulip
last night i buried my d-ck in her flowering tulip!
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