Floyding
the act of filching food & filling your pockets or handbag at a party, especially one with a buffet style layout.
mr. p: did you see dave’s pockets were all full of meatb-lls & chicken wings?
mr. c: yeah, he’s been floyding food all day from the cookout.
that slick b-st-rd with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.
the act of beating all valid compet-tion and then retiring. similar to the actions taken by floyd mayweather, jr. after beating de la hoya.
man we were playing scrabble and he dropped “asphyxiate” scored 85 points and left. that man was floyding
the act of extreme h-m-s-xualism; tends to involve f-ggotry and r-t-rdism in serious cases. an extreme sports letter must be filled out prior to floyding.
last night at the frat house there was some serious floyding around
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