Flubbergutted
when you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her v-g-n- you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
boy 1: i was so drunk last night when i took her home that when i pulled my tongue out i didn’t realize that i had flubbergutted her.
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