Flubit
the act of masturbating in surrept-tious or stealthy manner.
did you hear about jim? he had a flubit in alice’s pantie drawer!
the act of masturbating in surrept-tious or stealthy manner whilst buying on the internet
d & b had a flubit in their rooms whilst purchasing christmas presents for their friends.
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