flubumpst
what you say when nervous, in trouble, or have just done something seriously stupid. also can be subst-tuted for cuss words, and person witnessing others stupidity can call flub-mpst, like calling them a dumb-ss.
“what the flub-mpst?” person 1 “hey man, your fly is undone.” person 2 “aww sh-t.” person 3 “flub-mpst.” sh-t d-mn f-ck dumb-ss idiot
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