Fluffing the dolphin
yet another creative term for mastrubation. interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.
a: yo, what took you so long to pee?
b: i was fluffing the dolphin
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a person whos sole purpose is to wobble flumps i am a flumpwobbler he/ she is a flumpwobbler
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falling off my chair rolling on floor laughing my -ss off out loud. i was fomcroflmf–oling!
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past participle of “forthtell”: to go forth and tell of, to share unto the peoples of the world; usually used in the context of an epic story or adventure fred: let’s go man. the grocery bag of cocaine, the s-xy conjoined twins, and marv albert are all waiting for us in the limo. john: tonight […]