fluffless muffin
a fluffless m-ffin is a sweet juicy shaved p-ssy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her p-ssy fluffless m-ffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.
then whip up a quick portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
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