fluke trash
a phrase commonly used in the world of sports. most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. in other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the san francisco giants 2010 world series t-tle, scott kazmir, miles austin, barry zito, rebecca black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.
uneducated fan: yo dood! matt cain is so good! he had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! hooray hes our ace!
educated fan: yawn, his name is fatt cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, tim lincec-m, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.
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tampa bay rays gm circa 2007: man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! dudes a stud!
tampa bay rays gm circa 2011: stfu
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