Flump
the act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. the act is usually performed when one is scared sh-tless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.
nessie took a flump when she failed her english exam qand could not find a shower to shump. she immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.
the act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a flump marshmellow.
the porta potties are f-cking rank. let’s go to the woods and take a flump.
when two people are undecided with a fist b-mp or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.
sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist b-mp
they flump
flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the m-sses at all pre-teen birthday parties.
hey johnny gimme one of those flumps or i’ll smash your face in good ‘n’ proper!
h-llo johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps….whats that?….no? then take this you maggot w-lly f-ck… bing bang wallop…
the sound that a t-rd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the -ss by a powerful fart
the explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a t-rd.
the sound/motion a semi erect p-n-s makes when released from jeans
i popped my slippers on, unb-ttoned my jeans and then came the flump
multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don’t weigh much.
peter kay: fudge?! fudge? i’m not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!
to relax, lie down, chill out. to be at one with the tv. to be close to the duvet. ususally carried out alone, or with one’s very closest friends/lovers. to flump is to say goodnight to the rest of the world, close the curtains and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish tv or listen to cheesey music.
at the end of a long day, i decided to stay at home and flump.
it’s important to have a good flump every now and then.
i just feel like flumping tonight.
i flump, you flump, he/she flumps, we flump, they flump.
i flumped, i was flumping, i would have flumped, i could have flumped, i should have flumped,
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