Fluntercunt
ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. believed to be the sp-wn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carc-ss. she strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.
also known as: floonta c–nt, sk-nk rat, musky odors, dead bodies, and harry browneye
“the flunterc-nt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”
“even jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the flunterc-nt’s sewer pipe sk-nkhole!”
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