flurd
get wasted in sh-r-ditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, sh-g bird all night, keep on sh-gging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home
< andrewh> i think it stands for “get wasted in sh-r-ditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, sh-g bird all night, keep on sh-gging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home”
<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that’s what you’d find.
a flurd is a little tiny ball of toilet paper that gets caught in ur b-tt hair , during the whipping process.
bro, i spent all day picking the flurds out of ny b-tt
four legged t-rd!
hey whats up, umm i think i have a problem……
what why do you say that
i p–ped a four legged t-rd today!
flurd
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