flurking
( fl-ur-king) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .
my good friend alyssa was sitting in cl-ss today flurking it up with some b-tches
the act of f-cking with someone’s head and using flirtation as the weapon of choice. a deadly weapon when used by hot girls over unsuspecting men.
” flirting + f-cking = flurking”
lolita, the kgb spy began flurking with scott to get information about the odessa files. he was doomed.
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