Flurted
verb. flurt·ed, flurt·ing, flurts
to make playfully romantic or s-xual overtures with all the grace and nuances of a doctor performing microsurgery with a crowbar.
steph and thomas flurted to each other. everyone else was nauseated by the exchange.
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