flush the tubes
to perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.
normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
guy1: the internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
guy2: i’ll just go reset the router.
guy1: did you hear about the power cut earlier?
guy2: yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
guy1: i guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
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