Flushin’ Roulette
the dilemma faced when walking into the only available public toilet stall to see that is full of cr-p and paper and could quickly turn into a messy overflow if flushed.
i ran into the office bathroom, happy to see one of the stalls open, only to be forced into a game of “flushin’ roulette” because of the clogged mess left behind from the previous guest. i closed my eyes and pushed the handle and was relieved to have “dodged the bullet” when it didn’t overflow.
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