flusterpuss
similar to a sourpuss, a fl-sterpuss is in a state of heightened anxiety but lacks the sour facial expressions. usually brought on by prolonged exposure to cold winds, sleep deprivation, or missed meals, a fl-sterpuss is calmed by a steamy shower or hot cocoa. lacking decisiveness, a fl-sterpuss may experience convulsions of pent up agitation or babble in noncommittal phrases. words of caution: never ask a fl-sterpuss to make a decision.
while frantically searching for a jacket at h&m, tracy violently shrugs off an ill-fitting coat and proceeds to almost fall over a stroller with a baby in it. when the garment finally releases her arms, she throws it onto the wrong rack out of frustration. cat looks at her with concern, but mostly amus-m-nt, and says, “you are being a fl-sterpuss right now.” tracy utters an incoherent sentence about how unbelievably cold it is in san francisco. an hour later, armed with a new jacket and delicious pizza settling in her stomach, tracy apologizes for her irrational behavior.
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