fluterus
a word that rhymes with uterus and is therefore very useful in very cl-ssy high-toned poetry suitable for the upper cl-sses of any society except the afghans.
a funny old gal in a burka
took another day off from worka,
from the old town of fluterus
she had filled up her uterus,
with the son of a taliban jerka!
an unusual organ of the female’s body, found in only a precious, royal, few females, which plays much better than a piano. the fluterus has never been domesticated and cannot be used as legal tender in bosnia.
alternatively: a simple and tender word usable as a rhyme with uterus.
my dearest griselda, do please cease flagrantly flaunting, flapping or flipping your fluterus during the prince’s ball. it is disturbing to the lower cl-sses.
or,
once she gave me the key to her fluterus, the platypus died.
flu + uterus = fluterus. an alternative term for pre-menstrual syndrome.
“kill me, i contracted fluterus today!”
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