fly by

when an person/animal is lying down & you run up to them, fart on their head, & leave the room.
“you should have seen the look on my cats face when i did a fly-by on him last night! he now twitches & i’m waiting for his left eyebrow to grow back! priceless!”

“dude, i did a fly-by on my mom yesterday! she didn’t find it as funny as i did. anyways, i can’t come over, i’m grounded!”

l-ssie: “woof woof woof timmy, woof woof fly-by woof, fluffy, woof woof woof!”
upgrade from a drive by ( drone checking out dudes in the middle east )
fire control officer lets do a fly by . yo doggs, its just like los angles take the wheel and squeezz the trigger…
when you fly past someone and shoot them instead of the more common drive-by.
captain bowen just pulled a fly-by on them gunmen.
when someone walks by and their primary focus at the time seems to be your fly/crotch area.
i think jess is keen on me dude, she hits me with fly-by’s all the time.
done by a ricer after losing a race. it’s the racing equivalent of a sucker punch. it goes like this: the race is over and the winning car is slowing down but the losing car just keeps going and flies by at (what seems to them, at least, to be) a great rate of speed.
i saw a z hand a ricer his -ss, who promptly did a flyby.
a quick and discreet “p-ss-through” of a nearby area to check on a repairman’s progress, observe if certain persons are present, etc. practiced by a considerate person who doesn’t wish to hover, or when the actor prefers not to reveal his presence or disturb anyone until the appropriate time.
customer: i wonder if the mechanic is done with my oil-change yet… think i’ll do a discreet flyby of the garage and see what he’s doing at the moment.
done by a ricer/meat head after losing a race. it’s the racing equivalent of a sucker punch. it goes like this: the race is over and the winning car is slowing down but the losing car just keeps going and flies by at (what seems to them, at least, to be) a great rate of speed. the losing car will most likely resemble the sound of an amtrak train (meat head) or a weed wacker (ricer).

see also, loser flyby, ricer flyby, meat head, ricer
“did you see that guy? he just did a flyby to me after i already smoked him.
to fart, then walk past an unsuspecting victim very close, preferably while in a small room (copy room, broom closet, etc…) and say “fly by”. after a second or 2 the victim will know what you mean. you can even make plane noises on the approach and retreat for added effect.
predator: fly by!
victim: what the h-ll? (breath in) awwwwwwwwww man!
predator: ha ha ha

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