fly fossil
when a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. the flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of b-tter.
wow! that taco bell tore me up! i must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic cr-pper!
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