Flying Canadian
where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in canada, on a woman’s -ss who is waiting on the ground. the man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.
tony- “dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?”
ted- “yeah man, i think bill pulled another flying canadian.”
tony- “that explains why i don’t have any maple syrup then.”
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