flying condoms
when a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have s-x, in the air. (airplane) this is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the s-xual act may do this. if not, you may injure your mighty c-ck or little p-ssy. don’t use a condom. so be aware of what you’re doing, children.
female: “oh oh oh, oh yes james!”
james: -grunts as he’s thrusting his mighty c-ck in the little p-ssy-
female: “yes yes, uhh, i’m gonna come baby!”
james: -moans- “oh you’re so tight! oh god, i love doing flying condoms!”
female: “oh yes yes, god, me too, holy sh-t, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! oh yes f-ck me.”
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