flying fucksicle
when a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. in such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing
jim: “dave you shoulda seen it! i j’d off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. it was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying f-cksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!”
dave:”ur f-ckin weird”
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