flying ham samich
this is where you spread your -ss cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping “friend.” this action generally occurs when someone is p-ssed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone’s -ss is what gives the “ham samich” the name designation of “flying”
i was asleep and heard a buzzer. i woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting -ss to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.
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