Flying Himstienz
a s-x position used by only the talented. many years of experience are required. it is to have s-x with 42 girls using knives, mustard, mayo, pillows, sporks, and gorilla glue. no male body parts are actually used. first you must glue the first 21 girls together with gorilla glue. do the same with the other 21. precede by cutting the tips of their hard nipples off with the knives and place them in their nose. take the mayo and mustard and squirt it everywhere. remember, the more, the merrier. lay the pillows down on the ground and let the girls role in the feathers from the pillows. finally eat out their v-g-n- with a spork.
he totally flying himstienz’d her last night.
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