Flying Scotsman
a highly complicated s-x act that isn’t worth the bother.
not worth the bother.
a s-x position in which someone lies on their back with their feet firmly placed on one’s pelvis, either side of the p-n-s. the legs are pointed strait up, hoisting one high in the air. one would j-zz on one’s partner, while wearing a kilt, with one’s arms out at one’s side, making one, quite literally, a flying scotsman.
yo dude remember that scotish chick we met at the bar last night? yeah, we went back to my place and she gave me a flying scotsman!
going a really long distance with little gas in your car’s tank
person 1: dude i went all the way to the rave then back to elk grove with less than a quarter gas in my tank
person 2: that’s what we call pulling a flying scotsmen
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