Flywank


if you’re looking for a good w-nk, get an erection and get in the bath. fill the bath. fill the water up to the helmet of your p-n-s, then get a fly and pull it’s wings of and put it on the end of your p-n-s. because the fly can no longer fly and it can’t swim, it will run around in circles on the end of your p-n-s and cause you to -j-c-l-t-.

-ricky gervais
just had such a good flyw-nk guy’s!

hey guy’s! anyone got a fly? i wanna flyw-nk!

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