FM Tattoo
a tattoo located on the small of a woman’s back above the -ss. called a fm (f-ck me) tattoo because they were first popularized by strippers and women who have them are -ssumed to be of low moral character.
“it’s getting late and i’m h-rny. i’m going for the red head with the store bought t-ts and the fm tattoo.”
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