FMC
just like fml (f-ck my life) fmc stands for “f-ck my childhood”
“did you know that eustace and muriel died at the end of season 1 and courage went crazy and started controlling their dead bodies himself??”
“fmc”
acronym for f-ck my computer (if you have a pos computer) or f-ck my connection (if you have a dial-up or slow dsl internet connection).
i keep getting logged out of this chat room! fmc!
“f-ck my c-ck”
although this phrase carries s-xual connotations, the phrase is often used as an exclamatory one, rather than s-xual. this phrase can be used in to exclaim whilst in a negative situation as well as a positive situation, however the phrase is as diverse as the work “f-ck”, and can be used to suit the user’s needs in many different ways.
negative usage
rafael: you got a 69 as your final grade in algebra.
trey: fmc!
“f-ck my c-ck! that guy cut me off”
positive usage
trey: dude, that girl thinks that you are hot.
rafael: “fmc” he said coolly.
“f-ck my c-ck, that’s a s-xy car.”
descendents of royalty and bless by g-d, known as the four mighty cac or just the four man crew. people can feel their presence from miles away. haters stay away and resent their existence. ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the fmc’s glory. the cia wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. individually, they are on one’s own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. but together the universe waiver to their will.
all rise for the mighty fmc!!!!!
f-ck me crazy. an abbriviation
fmcs (f-ck me crazy sam)
f-ck my couch
my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, fmc!
f-ck my course
this is bullsh-t. fmc.
an acronym for flick my cl-t. has the same meaning as smd aka suck my d-ck.
mr. smith gave us so much homework he can fmc.
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