FMD

f-ck me dead – shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

a way of expressing something.
fmd that’s amazing
fmd the size of those
fmd where you get them?
fmd how much?
fmd you did what?
an acronym which stands for ‘f-ck my d-ck’. a way to express anger, similar to smd.
sebastion: dude. you have to help me with my project.

henry: you know what man? fmd. i don’t have to do anything.

sebastion: alright man, sorry.
f-ck my day. when fml (f-ck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, fmd may be more reasonable.
a bird just sh-t on my head. fmd.
the name given on football manager when you are managing a big team but fail to beat a much smaller club, often despite having five times as many shots.

in a typical fm’ing, you’ll see your strikers through on goal time and time again, only to see them spank it out the ground from a couple of yards out, perhaps aiming for a low-flying aircraft or a fan they thought was being overly-aggressive.

most of the time the end result will be a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat, sometimes without the opponents even managing a shot on target. if your opponents did manage to score the goal themselves, it will more often than not come from a striker who hasn’t scored in about 15 hours of football, who it seems was just saving up for a thunderbolt from 35 yards to win the game in the sixth minute of stoppage time.

the term can be applied to real-life football matches, however it is much less frequent, as top-cl-ss strikers don’t usually forget how to shoot when approximately 7 inches from the goal.
gary: i got fm’d last night.

tim: how?

gary: a 40-year-old emile heskey scored with his -rs-.
acronym for ‘f-ck me dead’, often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as facebook, mysp-ce and so on.
example 1:
girl #1 “fmd, that boy is hot!”
girl #2 “yeah, i’d let him fmd!”

example 2:
boy “this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd.”
‘f-ck my dissertation’. like fml (f-ck my life) but used about dissertation.
‘i have one week to do my whole dissertation. fmd’
this work for my dissertation is really hard, like impossible. fmd’
“for m-ssive damage”.

from the sony 2006 e3 press conference. during the genji 2 demo the presenter said, “so here’s this giant crab. and you attack its weakpoint for m-ssive damage”.

also, they fought giant enemy crabs in ancient j-pan, evidently.
can be used actively:
wii360 > ps3 fmd. reads “the nintendo wii and microsoft 360 combo owns sony’s ps3 for m-ssive damage.”

can be used reflexively:
sony’s price announced at $599us hurt themselves fmd.

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