FMGL


acronym for f-ck my good life. an expression used when, no matter how much you think your life sucks, it’s actually pretty good. in spite of you. and all your problems are really first-world problems.

stop whining like a b-tch n-gg-. suck it up. be grateful.
adam: oh, boo hoo! i have a job, a car, a girlfriend, good friends, an education, an amazing son. but i don’t own tupperware.

fmgl

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