FML Monday


on the same premise as tgi friday, the term stands for “f-ck my life it’s monday.” this term is appropriate for any given monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly f-cked. for most people, all mondays seem appropriate.
my alarm went off, i rolled over, shut it off, and said “fml monday.”

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