Fmlawn
a term used by young hipster gardeners to describe their frustration and angst at trying to maintain lush healthy gr-ss. fmlawn = f-ck my lawn, a spin off from the more commonly used ‘fml’ is gaining rapid popularity among green thumbs who frequent various gardening forums and social networking websites.
hey dan, how’s the garden going?
-no good bud, rain has delayed the laying of my new buffalo and has washed half my topsoil down the driveway
… sucks to be you dude!
– tell me about it, to make matter worse the neighbours cat keeps cr-pping in my yard. fmlawn!
… lmaofr
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