fmlay
f-ck my life, and yours – when you having a sh-t storm moment and it get amplified by dumb-ss people, questions, comments, or suggestions.
office guy: i got a meeting in five minutes and the printer says there’s a paper jam. i opened the tray but there’s no jam, fml.
tech guy: well it sounds you’re having a case of the mondays. did you check to see if the printer is on?
office guy: i just told you the printer says it has a paper jam!
tech guy: ok well i’ll send someone down tomorrow to take a look at it.
office guy: fmlay!
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