FMLIF
acronym for f-ck my life it’s friday. the exact opposite of tgif.
(on monday) teacher: you will have a huge test on friday, counting for 80% of your grade!
(on friday) kid: what day is it? …friday? i have a test today! i didn’t study! fmlif!
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