FMT
fondle my t-st-cl-s – similar to smd but easier and less likely to cause stds
girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: fmt
girl: y?
boy: its easier and less likely to cause stds than smd
girl: k
short and snappy version of the phrase “f-ck my t-ts” used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near–rg-smic pleasure.
#1. my exam today was awful. fmt.
#2. omg, bacon pepperoni pizza. fmt.
f-ck my typing skills. generally used after a typo
did u see t-t?
-it
fmts
short for: f-ck my team
i was playing tdm in cod, got 33 kills, only 4 deaths, and lost anyway. the next best guy on my team got 5 kills and 17 deaths. fmt.
favorite my tweet
fmt if you have big feet
fmt if you believe in gay marriage
fmt if you love this photo
f-ck my typing. occurs in online chat. usually attributed to a string of typo’s in ones messages, or a typo that brings on embarr-ssment/humiliation.
similar to fml.
person a – so at teh las tminute, i bloted otu the bcak door. and teh bset part was no oen ever knwe! i twa sbrilliant.
person b – ???
person a – fmt!
-person a starts retyping their fail, correctly.-
f-cking the t-ts, in an up and down motion.
placing the p-n-s, in between the large t-ts, and humping them, as you would for humping a chair! the p-n-s is stimulated by the t-ts rubbing the p-n-s. and the t-ts are stimulated by the rubbing of the p-n-s.
i told my sugar daddy to fmt, and he did! it was f-cking. amazing.
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